Cheeky Cozzer!
February 18th, 2009 Posted in car, generalHad one of those mornings already.
My back has been having a go at me since last night and as such my nights sleep was rubbish and I wasn’t in the best of form. On the early part of our journey to work Snooze has to filter from the right lane of a dual carriageway into the left. Some charming chappy in a 2005 Toyota (what is it about us and Toyota’s??) decides to slam the door by accelerating to the rear bumper of the car in front.
Snooze easily pulls in behind and gives a quick flash. He blinks his hazards which antagonises me so I give him the bird. At this point his car stops and he gets out. No hazards on I might add. Gets to my door with me now stood up, starts talking and gets a nice “what?” from me. Proceeds to show me his warrant card at which point I note that he must be at least forty five and hasn’t made it past the rank of PC yet; I wonder why.
He then starts waffling about taking me to court at which point gets me pointing out that his driving was questionable. At this stage he hasn’t managed to look at the company logo on my jacket and has only managed to ascertain that I’m not Irish. So the best he can do is walk back to his car and over his should call “Have some manners when you’re in our country!”
I have one word to say:
6 Responses to “Cheeky Cozzer!”
By Gruff on Feb 18, 2009
Racist bastard.
By Gruff on Feb 18, 2009
Him that is, not you
By Ys on Feb 18, 2009
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!
Unbelievable!
Police love me – I was driving pretty fast on the M6 with Toni and a police bike pulled in front of me with his lights going, turned around, gave me a beaming smile and a “slow down” wave – and sped off, leaving Toni open mouthed and in shock!
By The Wife on Feb 18, 2009
Oakers should not have given him the finger anyway, when I am driving I am the one who should give out when I am not happy with someones driving, hence the reason I flashed my lights and shook my head at him !
By Penfold on Feb 18, 2009
Would it suprise you that after nearly being knocked off my bike by a police landrover, I overtook, stopped and entered into a ‘calm’ debate with the officer. A subsequent phone call to his superior and I got an apology.
By Nicky on Feb 25, 2009
Ha! They do think they can do what they like. I have been practically run off the road by the police on the motorway, desperate to overtake, driving right up my bumper even though no lights on. I mean give a girl a chance!